Doctor! Doctor!

It is a bug; it is a "thing" going around. Or perhaps because school is back in session all the children are spreading filth and disease amongst each other again. Either way, a lot of people I know are being struck down with colds, flus, coughs, sniffles and all those other disgusting ailments. One day, it made me wonder: how many songs are there about being ill? Then I realised that a lot of those songs weren't very good in the first place, whether they were talking about a metaphorical or literal sickness. In fact, a lot of them were downright boring, unless they were singing about having the "blues" for various reasons (but is that really legitimate?). So I decided to think of all the good songs that were reminiscent of being ill, or about doctors, hospitals, going through withdrawal, etc.

Here are a few in a nice eclectic package.

- Pink Floyd - Take Up Thy Stethoscope and Walk
- Jefferson Handkerchief - I'm Allergic To Flowers
- The Waterproof Candle - Electrically Heated Child
- X - Nausea
- Dr. T - Undertaker's Theme
- The Chants R&B - I'm Your Witchdoctor
- Wire - Sand In My Joints
- Killer Pussy - Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage
- Ritual - Mind Disease
- Ultravox - Artificial Life
- Free Kitten - Smack
- 23 Skidoo - Mary's Operation
- Vitalic - No Fun
- This Heat - Sleep

Be kind and don't sneeze all over your hands.